is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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