Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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