Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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