My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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