Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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