Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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