Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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