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This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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