i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
All the doctor said was why
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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