My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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