wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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