lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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