You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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