All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
