I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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