I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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