They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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