shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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