AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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