You work out of a Hotel?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
You were trust falling into bushes
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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