He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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