Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
oh god the rape fog is back!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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