she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
