My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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