it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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