your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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