why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
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