but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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