I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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