Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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