Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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