So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Randomize