what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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