it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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