Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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