If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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