I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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