People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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