I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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