I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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