Your dad touched me again.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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