i barfeds in our rink
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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