shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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