im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
