I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
