he wants to bone in the snuggie
I understand Curling. That high.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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