i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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