You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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