if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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