Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Randomize
