found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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