your parents love me but you hate me
its not stalking. its research.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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