ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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