your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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