No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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