there was a trapeze. enough said
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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