wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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